Marco Rubio Reacts to Cuba News By Picking a Fight With the Pope

Today President Obama announced that the United States and Cuba will be reestablishing diplomatic relations and easing economic and travel restrictions that date back to the Cold War. The announcement comes after over a year of secret talks between the two countries that even included help from Cool Pope Francis.… » 12/17/14 5:00pm Wednesday 5:00pm

Bill Cosby's Daughter Thinks Rape Accusers Should Go to Prison

Bill Cosby's daughter does not think her father is a serial rapist. Thirty-eight year old Evin Cosby has taken to Facebook to express her support for her father and mother while suggesting that the more than twenty women who have accused her father of drugging, raping or attempting to rape them are lying. » 12/16/14 3:15pm Tuesday 3:15pm

Congratulations, Taylor Swift, on Your First Black Friends 

The artist formerly known as country singer Taylor Swift had a great weekend. On Friday she was on the receiving end of a happy birthday serenade from shade queen Aretha Franklin. She finally turned 25 years old on Saturday and that evening, the dopest couple on Earth looked at their calendars, realized they didn't… » 12/15/14 3:00pm Monday 3:00pm

A Gift Guide for People Who Wish to Shower Their Loved Ones With Shade

The holidays can be tricky. You're more or less obligated to give gifts to people who consider themselves your loved ones, but what if you don't really like them all that much? Or if they've been super annoying lately? Good thing there's a way for you to fulfill your gift-giving duties while shading all the obnoxious… » 12/11/14 5:10pm 12/11/14 5:10pm

Michele Bachmann Calls Moses America's 'Greatest Lawmaker'

On Tuesday, noted idiot Michele Bachmann took to the House floor to give a farewell speech fully rooted in the batshit reality that exists in her mind and her mind only. In another downright superb display of the ignorance that's she's shown consistently since we all learned her name, Bachmann credited Moses as our… » 12/11/14 1:10pm 12/11/14 1:10pm